26 December 2006

Salvaged the Bordeaux to make a pretty good jus for steaks. Still in bed by 10 again. Sober again. This just isn’t Christmas, we won’t be doing it in Jamaica again.

New Best Friends had a similar experience with their Christmas dinner. A specially ordered and outrageously expensive goose was prepared. Unfortunately it transpired that the goose was anorexic and only yielded 2 table spoons of fat. Their bird was inedible and to make matters worse, they were entertaining.

There’s another three that Jamaica’s population will shrink by next year.